The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @3rz_de ever

May 2018

Helenqu How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to promise a brighter future and the second to screw it up.

via Facebook (retweeted on 11:51 PM, May 25th, 2018 via YoruFukurou)

WhySharksMatter Our hotel room has a rotary phone...and there’s a QR code on the wall to download a video that explains how to use……

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 PM, May 20th, 2018 via YoruFukurou)